still stalling... all is well... entertaining family is so entertaining...

needles to make a baby come... sure, why not... Kombucha didn't do it... OH... and I have walked... every darn day...

Go anorexia! Not just for single women any more! WTF??? http://ping.fm/zmVUb

officially overdue...officially... no matter what due date you go by...is this a precursor to his entire life...procrastination gene - check

two hours and $10 later, I can read my friend Sal's work on my iPad. Now, I can REALLY get some stuff done for her!!! YEAH!

Now here's something to really rattle you... if you're a woman with a brain, you should be rattled:
http://ping.fm/e5uGG

or this:
http://ping.fm/5EUjg

Here's something to freak out about:
http://ping.fm/nKwKQ

I'm not going to even dignify the death of a musical princess who pissed away opportunities that others (probably just/more talented) would have killed for... I have better things to do...

not yet. not so much as a peep of maybe...

I think that 630 am is too early to be woken by the thunder of other people's children... Note to self, my kid is the cutest, most awesome thing only to me (if he ever comes out)....

some lady on TV just said that bacon had to move over for "new food trends" ... where have I been?? seriously??? In ten years, will bacon be retro???

and I quote, "Facebook is so passe." like Myspace and friendster and ... and ... so, in like ten years, will Facebook be totally retro??

Google +, Twitter, FB, Linkdin, RedRoom, Blogger, Amazon...I'm forgetting something... do I really NEED to be that connected?

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it. -- Mae West

if I were just hanging around in warm goo, without responsibility and the reality of a cold, cruel world, I wouldn't come out either...

We can love an honest rogue, but what is more offensive than a false saint?
Jessamyn West, 1902 - 1984

no news is... no news... just more waiting ...

hiccups that rock my body but aren't my own...

a million things that need to be done or I should be doing and all I want to do is... nothing...

have you ever been humbled by the astounding generosity of people that call themselves your friends... I have/am ... regularly...

Winnie-the-Pooh and Harry Potter on my birthday... thank you movie land people...

I am going to do laundry instead.

I am not rising to my own ire in the soapboxing, grandstanding or spreading of fear over small amounts of information from others.

how did I let my husband convince me that I needed to have pink camouflage fingernails?

k. not that I EXPECT you to move when you see me and my big belly. I just thought there was enough sidewalk for me, your blonde hair and your freakin' gym bag. My bad.

judging by the size of the watermelon once known as my waistline, I would say I'm indeed still pregnant.