WTF??? Britney Spears in the Castro??? Performing??? I don't buy it. A good drag queen performance... Now THAT I'd go see...

Here's the reason that TV pregnant women look so much different from the real thing: they are not in a race with Dolly Parton like the rest of us...

What does the size of my vastly growing rump have to do with making a person?

Can anyone explain to me why it takes men 300 hours to poo?

PS ... have no idea really who Justin Beiber is, other than another preteen media machine. Funny, don't feel like I'm missing anything...

Ahh... thursday morning... two dozen of garbage emails ... rain to make up for the sunny last couple of weeks ... at least there's coffee...

NOT CUTE. Other people's children running up and down the hall next door, rattling my walls is NOT CUTE. No matter how cute the kid is. It's pretty easy to teach kids that running is for inside only. If you want a breezy, free kid, move to the country. NOT where you have neighbors.

deja vu Punxsutawney Phil showed himself... no shadow... solid spring ... Groundhog Day on repeat ....
Love you, babe! Happy Birthday Gramma!!