judging by the size of the watermelon once known as my waistline, I would say I'm indeed still pregnant.

All I have to do is read about bugs to insist on changing out of my pajamas before bed... I have turned into such a wimp.

interesting that all I can see is a dog head. Um. Do you want to go outside, Flip?

Maybe Wilbur will get a job on NPR, where his title will be "contributor and professional blogger".

Wilbur Lintmore. Profession: Bloggist, BFA Stanford.

Hello, my name is Wilbur Lintmore, I have a BFA in Blogging from Stanford.

Is blogging going to evolve into something requiring a degree from a prestigious university to be taken seriously? http://ping.fm/dwP3j