Just so all you ladies feel better about yourself... my baby flab is taking it's sweet time melting away... I don't have the "own-it" gene, thusly I mope. So there.

K. Juvenile moment done.

My 14 year old boy moment: the remote control bomber is named Ferdaus... pronounced "fartus"... At least that's how Karen Travers of ABC pronounced it... I can't even get how serious it is because I'm laughing too hard...

It's oooohhh so easy to poke someone else's kid. Am currently trying desperately to not lose my sh@! anticipating the pain in his face. My only solace is that Cerulean has no idea what's coming. Off to get his first immunizations.

This really, really bums me out... I LOVE my Amazon, but I guess I have to give it a rest until we are all treated better....
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so bummed -- Cerulean doesn't fit in his awesome onesies that his friend Deinise Lee made for him :( -- despite my best efforts the snaps won't come together...

riddle me this: baby yawns, I yawn; I yawn, baby stares at me bord-like.

I have a serious milk drunk lying in my lap... milk just rolling down his cheek with no regard for his dignity...

growing up is this hard? really?

ahhh... the dulcet tones of ... code brown happening... and now... I must clean up said code brown... good morning tuesday.

i always knew spongebob was pure evil wrapped in a bright yellow sponge...

maybe the spongebob marathons i watche are the cause of it all...

non dog geeks won't understand.... http://ping.fm/Q3Kba

correction... this to the hasbeen/thnx joanie -- i plead three hours sleep fir the last six weeks... http://ping.fm/Wcohc

thanks joanie! to my husband http://ping.fm/Xq0r0

awesome article & o good reminder ~ I'm that annoying mom that relates by comparison... i just know it - http://ping.fm/9rWJN

glad that Obama at least sounds intelligent, even if it is all just more politics... sad really.

here comes the poo flood... i can feel it brewing in him...

once again... and I will keep reminding you until you get it... there is NO X IN ESPECIALLY... NO X... DON'T SOUND STUPID... e-Specially... --get it?

om-effing-crud--- "hoarders" is one of the scariest shows I have ever seen....

having a *must walk away* moment... I am ensuring that I will permanently screw up his trust issues around women, aren't I? ;)

However, try as I might, he doesn't quite fit in the incredible Giants outfit my friend Karen gave us... DARN.

the newborn pajamas no longer fit :(
neither do the NB diapers...
it all happens too fast *sigh*

you'd think that after having my own baby, I'd better understand the constant thundering of my neighbor kids... you'd think, but I just don't.